help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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