I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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