you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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