the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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