That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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