The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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