i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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