Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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(763): View more from Minnesota

that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!

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(516): View more from New York

You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong number and your a loser

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(248): View more from Michigan

THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?

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(678): View more from Georgia

im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers

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(805): View more from California

THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall

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(914): View more from New York

I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?

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