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  White coat. Heels.

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• (209): View more from California

  do you want me to make hamburgers?

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  i'm vegan

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  i'll put lettuce on them

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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• (432): View more from Texas

  So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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• (707): View more from California

  That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.

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