Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (905): View more from Toronto

  I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it http://tfl.nu/jng0
  Replies (32) Good night (4475) Bad night (2034)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that. http://tfl.nu/4x8y
  Replies (15) Good night (4209) Bad night (902)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls.. http://tfl.nu/aren
  Replies (5) Good night (2661) Bad night (1300)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii http://tfl.nu/lbrx
  Replies (22) Good night (9330) Bad night (1582)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful. http://tfl.nu/bz9e
  Replies (7) Good night (3311) Bad night (1167)
• Favorite

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (952): I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants. http://tfl.nu/m7ij
  Replies (10) Good night (2540) Bad night (1373)
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life. http://tfl.nu/jjq6
  Replies (15) Good night (2048) Bad night (754)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song. http://tfl.nu/0nv8
  Replies (10) Good night (2245) Bad night (739)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there. http://tfl.nu/8rlf
  Replies (8) Good night (1041) Bad night (3011)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will. http://tfl.nu/qydy
  Replies (11) Good night (870) Bad night (400)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich http://tfl.nu/84vp
  Replies (5) Good night (898) Bad night (416)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): You know I love you. I just don't love your penis. http://tfl.nu/4w11
  Replies (6) Good night (476) Bad night (1238)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now. http://tfl.nu/vb5o
  Replies (1) Good night (632) Bad night (379)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point. http://tfl.nu/0fss
  Replies (5) Good night (568) Bad night (355)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused http://tfl.nu/qxtz
  Replies (3) Good night (387) Bad night (242)

Randomize