I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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