So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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