i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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