we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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