went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
where does the pee come out of this thing
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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