Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
