Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
