I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I love you.
Bad choice
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