Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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