so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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