Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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