That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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