Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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