He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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