You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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