You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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