If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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