: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I met the friendliest cop last night
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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We got so high we made milksteak
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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