come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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