I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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