Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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