i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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