is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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