She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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