CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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