This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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