Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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