Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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