So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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