fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Vodka?
Forever.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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