I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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