gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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i think my cat just said my name.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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