The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
