The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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