My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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