Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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