Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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