i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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