I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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