Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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