no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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