it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
