should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
