I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I could fuck to npr.
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