i just google imaged poop.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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