were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Ketchup is God's man juice
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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